(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Subtitles by explosiveskull
(SPACESHIP THUDDING)
Why are we here?
Maybe we should turn back?
This is the designated sector.
Got it?
Got it.
BAZ: These are aliens.
They are going to play a key role in our story.
This is Zaca.
Zuc. (ZUC YAWNING)
And this is Zic.
And what are we gonna do here?
Any ideas?
Look, guys, we have a message from the Center.
(COMPUTER BEEPING)
COMPUTER: Attention, you have entered the solar system.
As legend has it,
our ancestors hid a multipurpose energy source
on one of the planets.
It emits a special signal.
Your mission is to locate the carrier
and then return it to us.
That's the only way our planet can survive.
MAN: Let's make our planet great again!
Let's go!
- Oh. - Okay.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Here I am.
Hi everybody.
My name is Baz, and I'm going to tell you a story.
A very interesting one.
To be honest, you might think it's incredible,
and I bet you won't believe it at first,
but it really happened.
And you should know that it's the truth.
I swear on my cap.
(BAZ SCREAMING)
(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) (BIRDS CHIRPING)
(PLAYFUL MUSIC) (BOB SNORING)
(ALARM CLOCK RINGING)
This is the beaver.
His name is Bob.
He's the most conscientious beaver in the forest.
(BRIGHT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) (BOB GRUNTING)
(♪ "BRIDAL CHORUS" BY RICHARD WAGNER)
(VAN RATTLING)
Let me sing this song for the bridesmaid!
(MAX HUMMING)
(VAN SCREECHING)
(HORN HONKING)
(GENTLE MUSIC)
Hey, hey.
What are you doing?
Let me finish the song!
Wait! (TIRES SCREECHING)
Hold on!
Gimme my guitar back!
(MAX THUDDING)
(MAX SCREAMING)
(COMICAL MUSIC)
(BIRD SQUAWKING)
(GRUNTING)
Not good enough, huh?
What do you know about singing!
One day, I'll become famous
and everybody will know about me.
Hey, hey, w-w-wait!
Hold on!
Gimme my guitar back.
(BIRD GRUNTING)
BAZ: And this is the cat.
His name is Max.
He wants to become famous, but, frankly speaking,
without much success.
Well, this is how it all began.
(MAX SHOUTING) (UPBEAT MUSIC)
I'm flying, save me!
I'm flying?
Hey hey!
Woo hoo!
♪ Ta ta tum tum tum
♪ Tum tum (BALLOON POPPING)
Huh?
(BIRD SQUAWKING)
Oh my.
(BIRD LAUGHING)
Oh my God!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(MAX GRUNTING)
Oye.
(MAX GRUNTING)
(MAX LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
(BIRD SQUAWKING)
Hmm?
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
(BIRD CHATTERING)
(ANIMALS HOWLING)
(MAX MUTTERING)
(GULPS)
(SHOUTING) (TENSE MUSIC)
(GRUNTING)
Ah!
(THUNDER CRACKING)
A tiger is a very dangerous animal.
It is especially cruel to beaver.
Time to sleep.
(YAWNING)
(FIREFLIES BUZZING)
(MAX SHOUTING) (CANS RATTLING)
(BOB GRUNTING)
(FIREFLIES BUZZING)
Hmm?
What is it?
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
Well, hmm.
Huh?
(THUNDER CRACKING)
A zebra?
Oh no, an elephant?
No. (TENSE MUSIC)
A tiger?
Tiger!
(SHOUTS)
(DOOR CREAKING) (JAZZY MUSIC)
Hello.
Tiger! (THUNDER CRACKING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(MAX SHOUTING)
(BOB SHOUTING)
Oh, it better be a zebra!
Huh, who are you?
A cat.
My name's Max.
And where's that tiger?
I don't know.
Could I stay for the night?
I'll sleep near the door.
I'll sing you a song if you want, huh?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Oh.
(BOB GRUNTING)
(MAX WHIMPERING)
♪ At first I was afraid, I was petrified ♪
♪ Kept thinking (BOB MOANING)
♪ I could never live
♪ Without you by my side
♪ But then I spent so many nights ♪
♪ Thinking how you did me wrong ♪
♪ And I grew strong (BOB GRUNTING)
♪ And I learned how to get along ♪
♪ And so you're back
♪ From outer space
♪ I just walked in (BOB GROANING)
♪ To find you here
♪ I shoulda changed
♪ That stupid lock (BUCKET CLANGING)
♪ I should have made you leave your key ♪
♪ If I'd known
♪ For just one second (BOB GROWLING)
♪ Without that look upon your
(FINGERS POPPING)
Mmm hmm?
Ah.
♪ Back to bother me (BOB GROWLING)
♪ Go on now go
♪ Walk out the door (CHAINSAW RUMBLING)
(DRILL WHIRRING)
♪ Just turn around now
♪ 'Cause you're not welcome anymore ♪
(LANTERN CLANKING)
(BOB WHISTLING)
(GENTLE MUSIC) (BOB SNORING)
(LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC)
Elephant?
No.
Zebra?
Uh uhn.
Beaver?
Right!
Beaver.
Huh?
(HEAD CLANGING)
Ah ha!
Smart home! (MAGICAL MUSIC)
(HEAD CLANGING)
BAZ: So this is how Max ended up
living in the Beaver's house. (GENTLE MUSIC)
And at this very time,
absolutely extraordinary events began to happen
in the depths of the Solar System.
(MOVING TO DRAMATIC MUSIC)
ZACA: We've traveled across half of the solar system,
and still no signal.
Yeah, no signal.
Maybe we should turn back?
Never give up.
I turn on the onboard computer.
(COMPUTER BEEPING)
COMPUTER: The highest probability of locating
the energy source is on the third planet
from the big star.
It's called the Blue Planet.
Let's go!
Full speed! (SPACESHIP WHIRRING)
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
(TENSE MUSIC)
(SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
(SPACESHIP WHIRRING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
Sing.
(MEOWING) (COMICAL MUSIC)
One, two, three, four.
(HEAD CLANGING) Ouch!
One, two, three, four, five.
(HEAD THUDDING) Ouch!
(BOB GRUMBLING)
(LIGHT KNOCKING)
Mmm?
Hmm.
(LIGHT KNOCKING)
Wha?
(BIRD GRUNTING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(BALL THUDDING)
(BOB PANTING)
Oh my, I can't handle this thing alone.
Quite often fishermen find bottles in the sea.
And if there is a map inside such a bottle,
then it might lead
- to a hidden treasure. - Max, are you sleeping?
(MAX LAUGHING)
Max!
(FURNITURE CLATTERING)
Hmm?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(MAX MUTTERING)
(LIVELY MUSIC)
- (HEAD THUDDING) - Oh what again.
Max, help me uproot this tree.
I want to build a sawmill here.
Sure, sure, just a sec.
As soon as I fish out this bottle from the river
with a treasure map inside.
I'll be famous at last!
Everyone will know me!
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(BOB GRUNTING)
(BOB LAUGHING)
(LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC)
♪ Da da dum dum da dum dum
♪ Ya da da dum dum dum
♪ Ya dum dum dum dum
♪ Hmm hmm hmm
(GRUNTING)
♪ Dum dum da dum hmm hmm
♪ Dum dum da da
♪ Da da dum
(GRUNTS)
♪ Da da dum mmm
(BOB LAUGHING AND SNORTING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING) (GENTLE MUSIC)
(MAX YAWNING)
(LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC)
(AIR BUBBLES GURGLING)
Oh, ah!
(MAX GRUNTING)
Oh.
Treasure, treasure! (BOTTLE CLANGING)
Yes, yes, yes!
(MAX LAUGHING)
But where?
Under this tree?
Right!
Ah ha ah ha. (COMICAL JAZZY MUSIC)
Rich, rich, rich!
Max, do you need any help?
No no no no, I'll manage, thanks.
No way I'm sharing my treasure with him.
You're sure?
(MAX SHOUTING)
Okay, you dig and I'll take a rest.
(GENTLE MAGICAL MUSIC)
(BOB YAWNING)
(MOTOR RUMBLING) (BOB GRUNTING)
(CHAINSAW WHIRRING)
(TREE CRACKING) (BIRD GRUNTING)
(MOVING TO DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(BOB SHOUTING)
(BIRD GRUNTING) (COMICAL JAZZY MUSIC)
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
Treasure!
My treasure!
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(SIGNAL BEEPING)
Wow!
What is this anyway?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(COMPUTER BEEPING)
The signal from the energy source.
We found it!
We'll be heroes!
We'll make our galaxy great again!
(SPACESHIP RUMBLING)
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
We're being followed! (DRAMATIC MUSIC)
It's Scratchers.
(COMPUTER BEEPING)
Turn left!
Do it!
Turn right now!
Give it to me.
I can do it!
(ALIENS SCREAMING)
(TENSE MUSIC)
(METEORITES CLATTERING)
(SCRATCHER LAUGHING EVILLY)
(LIVELY ROCK MUSIC)
(MAX HUMMING)
(BIRD CROWING)
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
Ah!
(GASPS) A meteorite!
(GRUNTING)
(TENSE MUSIC)
Max, what happened?
(SPACESHIP RUMBLING)
Huh?
Holy Beaver, what's that?
(BOB GRUNTING)
Run for your life!
(MOVING TO DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(EXPLOSION BOOMING)
(MAX GRUNTING) (BIRD GRUNTING)
Huh?
(MAX GRUNTING) (TENSE MUSIC)
Huh?
(MAX GRUNTING)
Huh?
Did you see?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
What a strange language!
Hey, Bob, who are they?
(SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(HEAD THUDDING)
Ah ah ah achoo!
(MAX SHOUTING)
(MAX GRUNTING)
(BOB GRUNTING)
Look!
(SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC)
(VAN RATTLING)
(DISH CREAKING)
Hey, Vic, are you sure there was a signal?
Yeah, of course, bro!
I thought being an ufologist is cool.
We'd look for UFOs, chase aliens,
get famous, become rich.
But we've been looking for three years and still nothing!
We're on the right track.
The arrow spins like crazy!
(ARROW BEEPING)
Well, it shows nothing now.
You didn't dream it up, did you?
Dream it up?
You saw it!
They are close, I can feel it.
Yes, look, look!
Right!
Turn right, right!
(TENSE MUSIC)
Drive on!
Now left, left!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Turn right! (NICK SHOUTING)
No, left, turn left!
No, right!
Drive on!
(NICK AND VIC SHOUTING)
(BIRD SQUAWKING)
(VAN THUDDING)
(COMICAL MUSIC)
(BIRD GRUNTING)
And what are we gonna do now?
You push it from the front end,
and I'll jump behind the wheel and back it up.
Oh come on.
Why should I push it?
Oh, well, I mean, I mean, you're stronger.
You always get the easiest part.
Come on, push harder! (ENGINE REVVING)
Come on! (NICK GRUNTING)
And again.
Stop!
(VAN THUDDING)
(TREE CREAKING)
(TREE CLATTERING)
(GENTLE MUSIC)
(SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(BOB GRUNTS)
What are they talking about?
Well, who knows.
(SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Boom boom.
ZUC AND ZIC: Boom boom.
Boom boom?
Maybe we should show them around.
(LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC)
(ALIENS GRUNTING)
(ANTENNAE CLANGING)
This is our house.
We live here.
(ALIENS GRUNTING)
(BOB GRUNTING)
This is our watermill.
The river pushes this wheel
and the watermill grinds the flour.
ALIENS: Oh!
Got it?
(ALIENS GRUNTING)
Stop!
(ANTENNAE CLANGING)
(SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(BOB CLEARING THROAT)
Here's where I will put my sawmill.
To cut wood.
(SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Boom boom.
Boom.
Come on!
Who saws like that?
Boom boom.
(SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Boom boom.
Are you trying to teach me how to saw?
Ah ha!
I was cutting wood when you were not even around.
Hey, Bob, listen.
They don't care it all!
They came from another planet.
From the depths of the universe
and you're talking about wood.
(BOB GRUNTS)
Maybe they need to find out about Earth!
(LIVELY PLAYER PIANO MUSIC)
Our civilization is a civilization of brave discoverers!
In times of Ancient Greece, we invented wings
and reached the Sun.
We are a civilization of inventors,
such as the Montgolfier Brothers
who were first to conquer the sky
in a hot air balloon.
A civilization of sky champions
that built and flew the first airplane.
A civilization of space heroes who landed on the moon!
(ALIENS APPLAUDING)
No, Max, you're telling it all wrong!
This is how the story goes.
(LIVELY PLAYER PIANO MUSIC) Truly our civilization
is a civilization of builders.
They created the great pyramids in Ancient Egypt.
Their most remarkable masterpiece
is the Great Wall of China.
Its length is more than 20,000 kilometers.
It can be seen even from outer space.
Builders discovered new technologies.
They created magnificent and strong fortresses
and built a tower with the most accurate clock
in the world, the Big Ben!
They established high-rise skyscrapers
and established a statue of freedom in America!
They created the most beautiful monument in the world,
the Eiffel Tower in Paris.
And many buildings and cities!
(ALIENS AND MAX APPLAUDING)
(BOB GRUNTING)
Wow, unbelievable!
Now you know, huh!
And you mumble about your hot air balloons.
High five!
(BELL DINGING)
(SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
What?
(SPACESHIP CLATTERING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
BOTH: Huh?
- Uh uh. - Mmm mmm.
(SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Boo boom.
(SINGING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells
♪ Jingle all the way
MAN: Let's make our planet great again.
(ALIENS LAUGHING)
(SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(FEET THUDDING)
(BEAM BUZZING) (DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(ZACA GRUNTING)
Awesome!
Wow!
(GENTLE MUSIC)
(ZACA COUGHING) (ZUC AND ZIC SIGHING)
Me speak?
Me speak!
I can speak your language!
Dear Earthlings!
We are happy to greet you
on behalf of our galaxy.
(BOB AND MAX APPLAUDING)
We are happy, too.
Let us sing a song for you!
No, Max, please.
I'm begging you.
Bob, don't worry!
You need help us!
Of course, just a sec!
(MAX CLEARING THROAT)
(BOB GRUNTING) ♪ At first I was afraid
♪ I was petrified
♪ Kept thinking I could never live ♪
♪ Without you by my side
♪ But then I spent (ALIENS GRUNTING)
♪ So many nights thinking how you did me wrong ♪
♪ And I grew strong
♪ And I learned how to get along ♪
♪ And so you're back from outer space ♪
♪ I just walked in to find you here ♪
♪ With that sad look upon your face ♪
♪ I should have changed (ALIENS GRUNTING)
♪ That stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key ♪
♪ If I'd have known for just one second ♪
♪ You'd be back to bother me
♪ No, now go (BOB GRUNTING)
Ouch!
(ALIENS GRUNTING AND MOANING)
Thank you.
It is very beautiful song.
(ZIC COUGHING)
But we need to fix our spaceship.
Now you help us?
(LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC)
(METAL CLATTERING)
Well, let's see.
Too many wires.
Where are they, by the way?
I need a wrench.
No, an ax.
Large ax!
Too many extra parts here.
(BOB GRUNTING)
(GENTLE MUSIC)
Everything's so small.
Surely not for beavers.
I wonder how it flies.
Loads of trash inside.
(BOB GRUNTING)
Oh.
Phew!
What?
I'm finished.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(SPACESHIP WHIRRING)
(VAN CLATTERING)
You made all of it up, Vic. (ARROW BEEPING)
There're no aliens here, bro.
Let's go home!
Look how strong the signal is.
Right, huh?
Now we'll show them!
(GENTLE WHISTLING MUSIC)
Hmm?
Hmm, hmm.
(BAZ WAR WHOOPING)
Ha!
Gotcha, surrender, dwarf!
You are my prisoner from now on.
You're going to pay for all your mischiefs!
(GENTLE MUSIC)
(SIGHS) It's so boring.
I'm stuck here for the whole summer.
Hmm?
Hmm.
Oh, I know, let's play a hunting game!
Hey, hey, ha.
(GRUNTS) Hunter's rule number one,
to become one with nature and be invisible for your prey.
(BIRD GRUNTING)
Hunter's rule number two,
to be attentive and cunning.
(BIRD CAWING)
(MOVING TO LIVELY MUSIC)
Huh, hey.
I can feel there's an animal trail here.
Ah ah achoo!
(BAZ GRUNTING)
The third rule, always be patient.
You have to prepare a trap,
build a hideout, and wait.
(TENSE MUSIC)
Hmm.
Predators are on their way.
(VAN ENGINE REVVING)
(STICKS CLATTERING)
Hey!
(BAZ GRUNTING)
(BAZ PANTING)
(TENSE MUSIC)
Hunter's main rule,
never let your prey go!
(VAN CLATTERING)
Hey, hey!
(BAZ LAUGHING)
Woo, woo hoo!
(BAZ THUDDING)
(BAZ GRUNTING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(SPACESHIP RUMBLING AND WHIRRING)
(SPACESHIP CLATTERING)
That's no good.
(GENTLE MUSIC)
The source!
The energy source!
We need it.
That's why we crashed so foolishly.
Do you have an idea where it is?
BOB: Mmm nnn.
ZACA: We need it so much.
Our planet is going to die
- without it. - Hot diggity dog.
- You have to help us! - Awesome!
ZACA: You have to!
What on Earth is it?
Let's see.
(GADGET BEEPING)
Oops.
(BOB GRUNTING)
I'm flying.
(♪ "BLUE DANUBE WALTZ" BY JOHANN STRAUSS)
Flying again!
Huh?
Me too.
(BOB CHUCKLING)
(BOB GRUNTING)
(BIRD SQUAWKING)
(BOB GRUNTING)
(VAN CLATTERING)
And where are we headed now?
I don't know.
The signal's gone.
(NICK GRUNTING)
(ARROW BEEPING)
Look!
There it is.
We're definitely nearby.
Move it!
(♪ "THE BLUE DANUBE WALTZ")
Who are you?
I'm Baz.
I'm here on holidays, staying at my grandparents'.
Sorry, I pushed the button.
But why?
Yeah, why?
I didn't mean it.
I thought...
Oh, ah wa wa wa!
Ah, you didn't think about it?
How are we gonna get down?
You need to reach the gadget and press a button.
(ZACA GIGGLING)
(GADGET CLANGING)
(BOB GRUNTING) (MAX GRUNTING)
How do we reach it?
We need to push each other.
I'll catch it and press a button.
All right, let's give it a try.
(KICK SPRINGING) (BOB GRUNTING)
(BIRD SQUAWKING)
(GADGET BEEPING)
Look, look!
That's a flying saucer!
And real aliens!
Now we gonna be world famous!
And we'll be rich, bro!
(NICK LAUGHING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC)
(MAX GRUNTING)
(BOB GRUNTING)
What do we do now?
I know!
Did you forget?
Hot air balloon!
Exactly!
(MAX LAUGHING)
Hot air balloon?
From where?
(LIVELY MUSIC)
Turned out that after the cat
moved into the Beaver's house (PUNCHING BAG THUDDING)
another unusual thing happened.
(MAX CLANGING)
Hot air balloon?
Ah!
I can't make a pie with this guy.
Huh?
Hey wait.
You need to be careful with that.
Everything needs to be checked properly.
Come on!
You're simply jealous!
La la la la la la la la!
(LIVELY MUSIC)
(MAX GRUNTING)
Huh! (TENSE MUSIC)
BOB: Stop!
(MAX SHOUTING)
BOB: Wait, are you out of your mind?
(MAX SHOUTING)
Somebody help me!
I'll save you!
Hold on!
Stay where you are.
(BOB GRUNTING)
(ANCHOR THUDDING)
(MAX GRUNTING)
(BOB GRUNTING)
Uh?
(BIRD SQUAWKING) (MAX SHOUTING)
(BIRD THUDDING)
(BIRD CRACKLING)
(BIRD WHISTLING)
(MAX SHOUTING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(BALLOON THUDDING)
(CONTAINER CLANKING)
(GENTLE MUSIC)
I just wanted to be famous.
Everybody wants to become a celebrity
but not everyone admits to it.
My oh my.
(MAX SIGHING)
Max, don't get upset.
We'll have it fixed.
(UPLIFTING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
Really?
Promise?
I swear by my tooth.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
And that's that.
Yeah, like that.
Then let's go. (LIVELY MUSIC)
What we are waiting for?
We will lift your flying saucer up and then drop it.
We'll boost your speed once you've got up in the sky.
Yeah!
And you'll warp speed.
(SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Boom boom.
(ANTENNAE CLANGING)
Boom boom.
No way, we can't!
We need the source.
But we will do it!
Get in now.
All aboard!
(SIGHS) We're doomed.
(ANCHOR CLATTERING)
(SPACESHIP CLATTERING)
(GENTLE MUSIC)
BOB: Sail off!
Huh?
Look!
Huh? (COMICAL MUSIC)
Blow me down!
(NICK AND VIC GRUNTING)
(SPACESHIP CLATTERING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
I know them. (TENSE MUSIC)
They are ufologists.
Alien hunters!
They kidnapped our little aliens.
After them!
(DRAMATIC CHASE MUSIC)
MAX: There they are!
Hold on tight!
We'll show you!
(ALIENS GRUNTING) (SPACESHIP CLATTERING)
Bro, are we millionaires now?
Billionaires, bro!
Superstars and greatest heroes!
(LAUGHING)
I told you I was right, hah!
(NICK LAUGHING)
(NICK SHOUTING)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(NICK AND VIC GRUNTING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
You okay?
I don't know.
Huh?
What's that?
(VAN CLATTERING)
NICK: Hey, hey come back!
Ha ha, gotcha!
Freeze! (CHAINSAW WHIRRING)
Hands up!
(LAUGHING)
We give up, we give up! (LIVELY MUSIC)
Right, Nick?
NICK: Yeah, we give up!
(VIC GRUNTING)
What are we gonna do?
Are you asking me?
It's your fault we're stuck here!
(SIGHS) We were just on the brink of success.
Ow! (LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC)
(BOB VOCALIZING)
Okay, fine. (DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(BOB GRUNTING)
Get ready, and...
(♪ "VOCES DE PRIMAVERA" BY JOHANN STRAUSS)
(BOB VOCALIZING)
(RECORD PLAYER RATTLING)
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
(DOOR CLATTERING)
(SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
(BOB GRUNTING)
Dear space guests!
I am happy to welcome you to my beehive!
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
Ah ah achoo!
(SCRATCHERS LAUGHING)
(TENSE MUSIC)
(BOB GRUNTING)
(LASER BEEPING)
(SCRATCHER LAUGHING EVILLY)
BOB: Help me!
(♪ "VOCES DE PRIMAVERA")
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
(SCRATCHERS LAUGHING EVILLY)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(NICK AND VIC GRUNTING)
It's useless, bro!
It's all your fault!
No, it's your fault!
Could you not notice the pit?
If it wasn't for me, we would be losers.
And who are we now?
Did you even take a picture of those aliens?
I was in a hurry!
'Cause you're an idiot.
Yeah, 'cause I'm an idiot.
(TENSE MUSIC)
What?
You're an idiot!
Do you see this?
Oh, who's the idiot here?
Yeah, it won't fit in our van.
(DOOR CLATTERING)
I'm kind of scared, bro.
What if they came to avenge their brothers?
Right!
We're doomed.
(DARK MUSIC)
(SCRATCHER LAUGHING EVILLY)
(SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
(NICK AND VIC SCREAMING)
(GUN FIRING)
(SCRATCHER LAUGHING EVILLY)
(SCRATCHERS LAUGHING)
(NICK AND VIC GRUNTING)
We're saved, bro!
(NICK GROANING)
(SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
Welcome to our planet Earth! (TENSE MUSIC)
We represent our civilization,
the best civilization in the universe.
Isn't it a bit too much, bro?
Yeah, well, uh, I mean,
I wanted to say that.
I wanted to, but I didn't.
We are the second best after you guys, huh?
Uh huh.
(LAUGHING)
Yeah, and we're very happy to make contact.
(SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
(LASER FIRING)
(GRUNTING) Where're you going?
Vic!
VIC: Goodbye, bro!
Avenge me!
NICK: I can't, Vic.
I'm coming after you!
(SCRATCHER LAUGHING EVILLY)
(DOOR CLATTERING)
(SPACESHIP WHIRRING)
(UPLIFTING MUSIC)
Finally, I'll become famous
and the whole world will know me!
(♪ "I WILL SURVIVE" BY FREDDIE PERREN AND DINO FEKARIS)
(SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
(SCRATCHER LAUGHING EVILLY)
(TENSE MUSIC)
Help!
Somebody help, help me!
(MAX MUMBLING)
Help me! (OMINOUS MUSIC)
(SPACESHIP WHIRRING)
They're Scratchers!
They collect animals from all planets
and bring them to the Space Zoo
on the big entertainment planet.
(TENSE MUSIC)
They chase us.
I drive as good as I could.
But they still got us.
(ALIENS SCREAMING)
I landed ship on Earth
and now Scratchers come here!
(GRUNTS) We'll go get Max.
Finally an adventure!
It's our fault that the Scratchers
came here and offended you.
We'll go with you!
(SUSPENSEFUL JAZZY MUSIC)
(VIDEO GAMES BEEPING)
(SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
What will happen to us, bro?
I don't know.
Maybe they will experiment on us.
Huh?
Experiments?
Let us out!
We're not animals, we're intelligent beings!
(GRUNTING)
Well, I am, Nick.
Not sure about you.
(NICK GRUNTING)
(SOMBER MUSIC)
BOB: My beehives!
My honey!
My bees!
All is lost.
What will they do without me?
Would you stop fussing?
I'm trying to think.
Do something.
Yeah, sure, like what, huh?
You're right.
(SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
Hang on.
Let's play a game! (VIDEO GAME BEEPING)
What kind of game?
Rock-paper-scissors for fun.
Are you kidding me?
Don't you understand what happened to us?
We're doomed!
Do you get it?
I do, I do.
I know it's the end.
All the better to play.
Before death.
Hey, I have a plan. (TENSE MUSIC)
Mmm hmm?
(SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
One, two, three!
(MAX LAUGHING)
You loser!
Your forehead.
(PUNCH DINGING)
Make it louder.
(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)
(SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
One, two, three!
You lost again, Mr. Bear.
(MAX LAUGHING)
(PUNCH DINGING) (BOB GRUNTING)
(GUNS CLICKING) (TENSE MUSIC)
Hey, wait, wait, wait, guys, guys!
It's just a game, rock-paper-scissors!
The rules are simple.
Here, see my fist?
We form a rock.
Or paper.
Or scissors.
Got it?
(SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
Scissors cut the paper.
Rock crushes scissors.
Paper covers rock.
Do you wanna play?
(SCRATCHERS GRUNTING AND LAUGHING)
(SOMBER WHISTLING MUSIC) (CRICKETS CHIRPING)
One, two, three! (SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
There, my rock crushes your scissors.
I won!
Give me your gun!
(SCRATCHERS GRUMBLING)
Don't get upset.
It's not a big deal.
You'll get it all back.
I have an idea.
If I lose, I'll give you your stuff back.
And if I win, you'll let us go.
Sound good? (SCRATCHERS GRUMBLING)
(SCRATCHERS GASPING)
What?
Huh?
(SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
(GENTLE MUSIC)
(TENSE MUSIC)
(MAX MEOWING)
(VENT CLATTERING)
Don't worry, I'll come back for you!
(SCRATCHERS SHOUTING)
(TENSE MUSIC)
Oops!
Where now? (LIGHTS HUMMING)
Which way, which way?
Maybe go right?
No, left?
Oh no, just move, move, move!
They couldn't hang a sign up or anything, could they?
(MAX PANTING)
Another ventilator.
Turn here.
Oh it's a true labyrinth!
Where am I?
Wow, a hatch.
So deep.
I should be c-c-careful.
(MAX SCREAMING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(DYNAMIC MUSIC) (MAX PANTING)
Bob, hey, are you here?
Nobody's home.
Ah, there!
(MAX GRUNTING)
(POLES CLATTERING)
Where are they anyway?
Maybe they're trying to rescue me.
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
Oh!
Oh (GASPS) I can't believe my eyes!
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
They've been caught!
Oh, they're inside.
What should I do?
Save them!
Woo hoo!
(TENSE MUSIC)
(DYNAMIC ROCK MUSIC)
(MAX GRUNTING)
Ow!
(SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
Surrender!
I'm here to free everybody.
(SCRATCHERS LAUGHING)
(MAX WHIMPERING)
(TOOLS CLATTERING)
(BIRD SQUAWKING)
Right!
The flying saucer.
(LIVELY MUSIC)
(MAX GRUNTING)
(MAX MUMBLING)
So how does it work?
(COMPUTER BEEPING)
(GASPS) I'm flying!
(LAUGHING)
What's going on?
(GRUNTING)
(SPACESHIP CLANKING)
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
(MAX GASPS)
(LIVELY MUSIC)
Of course, the treasure!
(MAX PANTING)
(DISK DRIVE WHIRRING)
(COMPUTER BEEPING)
(SPACESHIP WHIRRING)
(MAX LAUGHING)
(MAX SHOUTING)
Uh upside down.
(MAX GRUNTING AND CLATTERING)
(MAX LAUGHING)
Oh!
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(SCARY ORGAN MUSIC)
Hmm?
Hmm.
(♪ "TOCCATA AND FUGUE IN D MINOR" BY JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH)
(SPACESHIP WHOOSHING)
(LIVELY MUSIC)
(LAUGHING)
It's so good!
It's awesome!
Can I go up like this?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, oh, oh wait.
The bridge, the bridge!
(MAX SHOUTING)
Come on, you stupid piece of metal!
Just stop!
Please!
I'm flying upside down.
Again.
And again!
Not so quick!
(MAX SHOUTING)
Yes, here we go!
Woo, come on!
Come on, let's go!
(MAX GRUNTING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
That's it.
This is left, this is right.
Up and down.
(MAX LAUGHING)
What now?
Weapon!
Where is it?
Ah ha!
Ta da!
(EXPLOSION BOOMING)
(LIVELY MUSIC)
(GRUNTING) I broke my tail!
(GRUNTING)
Got it.
Let's go! (DYNAMIC MUSIC)
(SPACESHIP WHIRRING)
Fine, fine, where are they?
Ah ha, there they are!
Feel my wrath!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
Uh oh!
(SCRATCHER GRUNTING)
Got ya, got ya! (GUN FIRING)
There!
Oh no, I missed.
(GUNS FIRING)
(TENSE MUSIC)
What's that?
A force shield.
(SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
Phew.
I got away.
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
Oh!
(MOVING TO DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(GUNS FIRING)
We need to help him!
But how?
Yeah, how?
♪ At first I was afraid, I was petrified ♪
♪ Kept thinking I could never live without you ♪
♪ By my side
♪ But then I spent so many nights ♪
♪ Thinking how you did me wrong ♪
♪ And I grew strong
♪ And I learned how to get along ♪
♪ And so you're back from outer space ♪
♪ I just walked in (SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
♪ To find you here with that sad look upon your face ♪
♪ I should have changed that stupid lock ♪
♪ I should have made you leave your key ♪
♪ If I'd have known for just one second ♪
♪ You'd be back to bother me
♪ Go, now go
♪ Walk out the door
♪ Just turn around now
♪ 'Cause you're not welcome anymore ♪
♪ Weren't you the one who tried ♪
♪ To break me with goodbye
♪ Did you think that I would crumble ♪
♪ Did you think I'd lay down and die ♪
♪ Oh no, not I
♪ I will survive
♪ Oh, as long as I know how to love ♪
♪ I know I'll stay alive
♪ I've got all my life to live (SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
♪ And I've got all my love to give ♪
♪ I will survive
♪ I will survive, hey, hey
Ah ha, scared?
Fine, I'll ram ya!
You'll pay, pimpleheads.
You'll pay!
♪ Go on now, go, walk out the door ♪
♪ Just turn around now (SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
♪ 'Cause you're not welcome anymore ♪
♪ Weren't you the one who tried ♪
♪ To break me with goodbye
♪ Did you think I'd crumble
♪ Did you think I'd lay down and die ♪
♪ Oh no, not I
♪ I will survive (SCRATCHERS GRUNTING)
♪ Oh, as long as I know how to love ♪
♪ I know I'll stay alive
♪ And I've got all my life to live ♪
♪ And I've got all my love to give ♪
♪ And I'll survive
- ♪ I will survive - The shield's off.
♪ Hey hey (GUN FIRING)
Woo hoo!
(SPACESHIP ROARING)
(BIRD SQUAWKING)
Wait, hey, whoa! (ALL SHOUTING)
(HEARTWARMING MUSIC)
Many years ago our civilization visit your planet
and left the energy source.
We think you ancestors hide it
and you find it.
It sent a signal into space, (GENTLE MUSIC)
we fly by your planet and catch it.
But Scratchers, boom boom, attack us,
but you save.
Now we are friends forever and ever.
Max, you're a hero.
Supercat!
Hero hero hero hero!
You'll be famous.
My bees will tell everybody
about you in our forest.
I'll spread the word about you in India.
You'll be famous in Africa.
(SQUAWKING) And in Antarctica too.
We'll tell about you to everyone on our planet.
You will be (INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC)
the most famous cat in our galaxy.
And in the whole universe.
Thank you, friends.
But, I just wanted to save you all.
And to become a famous...
I have all the time for that.
There are more important things.
(GENTLE MUSIC)
So, we need to go.
And where to?
Home?
Yes, but first we deliver Scratchers to the Space Zoo.
Make sure you don't miss a thing, bro!
- (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) - I won't.
Look, look!
Bingo!
Well, who is in the cage now, huh?
(SCRATCHERS GRUMBLING)
Say cheese!
(CAMERA CLICKING)
(UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC)
(SPACESHIP CLATTERING)
What's that, bro?
(NICK AND VIC SHOUTING)
I don't know, but I guess we're taking off!
(SCRATCHERS LAUGHING EVILLY)
(SPACESHIPS WHIRRING)
(EMOTIONAL MUSIC)
All right, I need to go home.
Bye!
I'll drop by tomorrow, okay?
Better not.
(SOMBER MUSIC) (INSECTS CHIRPING)
Do you think they'll come back?
(GRUNTS) I don't know.
I wish they would.
(GENTLE MUSIC)
(LIGHT JAZZY MUSIC) (MAX SNORING)
(COMICAL MUSIC)
They'll come back.
Of course, they will.
(CHUCKLES)
Who else will teach them sawing?
When it comes to sawing,
(YAWNS)
we're the best.
(GENTLE WARMHEARTED MUSIC)
BAZ: Well, that's it.
But new adventures await us ahead.
REPORTER: Please tell us what happened?
Well, I mean, we were abducted by aliens!
Uh, they had melon-shaped heads.
They wanted to experiment on us.
Yeah, they did!
REPORTER: And do you expect people to believe you?
(NICK GRUNTING AND LAUGHING)
(NICK WHISTLING)
(REPORTER GASPING) (SPEAKING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Boom.
Boom boom.
(REPORTER SWOONING)
(GLASS CLINKING)
Boom boom!
(DYNAMIC ROCK MUSIC)
Subtitles by explosiveskull
(MOVING TO SOMBER MUSIC)
(DYNAMIC ROCK MUSIC)